Pee & Toilet Seats

Truth be told I truly don’t care if the toilet seat is left up or down.  What I really can’t stand though is sitting on a toilet seat covered in pee.  You would sometimes think someone had a goal of missing the bowl all together!  I would rather sit on a toilet in the middle of the night with the seat up and fall into the bowl at least some of that water would be “clean”.  So I have come to an ultimate decision that from now on I will myself lift the lid on the toilet when I am done using it and put it down when I need to use it.  Because obviously repeating myself a zillion times “don’t pee all over the seat”, “lift the lid when you go”, and “wipe the seat when you are done” has made no difference whatsoever.  So I give in and I apologize to their future wives and daughters.


Don’t think for a minute this category will be me bragging about how I am ‘supermom’ and I have the most amazing three children in the world.  Even though both are true, that is the last you will hear about that.  Expect sarcastic, ironic, hilarious, epic fails here and possibly some heartbreak as well.  Anything else would just be me trying to make you think we have a perfect life and I won’t do it.  Except when we do and it may not be “average”, whatever that means, but when it is just the four of us it is pretty perfect to be honest.